Top 10 reasons the New York terrorists were not Pakistani

Lahori Cheetah · Oct 13th, 2001, 01:58 PM

OK IT IS JUST A JOKE OKAY
PLZ DONT GIVE ANY "DHAKYA NOOS" COMMENTS
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Top 10 reasons the New York terrorists were not Pakistanihttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
10. 8:45 is too early for most Pakistanis

9. Pakistanis are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights.

8. They would've discussed their plans so damn loud that security wouldn't let them anywhere near the terminal.

7. On the flight they'd be busy trying to steal as many of those free colognes, toothbrushes, and other free toiletries available in the bathroom; and then try to stuff as many of those headphones into their pockets to bring home to all their family members.

6. 18 Pakistani men can never organize such a smooth attack.

5. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would be a Mercedes Benz, not a Ford.

4. They would be too busy making their hair.

3. Talking behind each other's backs would start a big fight on the plane.

2.They would realize its not PIA, land the plane safely, and then criticise United Airlines and American Airlines for their "3rd claaaas" service.

1. They'd get homesick, realize that they have an airplane in their posession and try to wing it to Pakistan.

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