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Old Oct 12th, 2001, 12:24 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Aaj ka joke: Ek Aurat

Ek dil-phenk nojawaan ne ek khoobsurat aurat se kaha :"Mera khayal hai, mein aap ko is se pehle bhi kahin dekh chuka houn?"
Aurat boli :" Ji ha!! Aap laazman mujhe pehle kahin dekh chuke hein, kyoun keh mein khud bhi aap ko kahin dekh chuki houn.....
laazman hum dono pehle se surat aashna hein, kyoun ke mein pagal khane ki nurse houn".
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Old Oct 12th, 2001, 01:24 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 12th, 2001, 02:34 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif Reminds me of something Destinee http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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Old Oct 12th, 2001, 06:02 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 12th, 2001, 07:43 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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LC bhai http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

when u first saw the pic of Destinee u said....aap ko kahin dekha ha http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif and same here http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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Old Oct 12th, 2001, 08:45 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gemini the Great:
LC bhai http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

when u first saw the pic of Destinee u said....aap ko kahin dekha ha http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif and same here http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

Thanks for sharing http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/flower1.gif

hey yeah GTG!!!!!! i remember too...
and then someone said that i look like maneesha koerala!!! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/mad.gif
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

LC- do i remind u of someone u've seen?? or like Ali, i look like your "friend's cousin" too !!!!!!! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

Ali- are u talking about what GTG is saying!!?

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Old Oct 13th, 2001, 04:42 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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hey destinee i dint see ur pic http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/frown.gif
why do i always miss te goodies....
how about a link to the post....
or maybe a pic to my pm....
i love manisha....
she is so cute....
too bad she married that aussie diplomat....







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Old Oct 13th, 2001, 08:14 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gemini the Great:
LC bhai http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

when u first saw the pic of Destinee u said....aap ko kahin dekha ha http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif and same here http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

Thanks for sharing http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/flower1.gif

wohi na..tabhi to ye post kiya joke http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
waise indirectly ye Destinnee muje keh rahi hain.udhar nahi kaha but idhar keh diya....heheheheh http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif


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Old Oct 13th, 2001, 09:30 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lahori Cheetah:
wohi na..tabhi to ye post kiya joke http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
waise indirectly ye Destinnee muje keh rahi hain.udhar nahi kaha but idhar keh diya....heheheheh http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

to kya aap ko abhi tak yaad nahi aya kay who do i look like..!!!!!!!!????????/

waise guys what do u think. should i show my picture to anyone now..???? i dont think so. mai nai boht say comments sunn liye hain! i dont feel like sending it to anyone now...

DEEP apologies from me armughal.. but u can ask these three people here how do i look!! lekin definitely not like manisha!!!!!!!!!!

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Old Oct 15th, 2001, 11:22 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif good one http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif






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Old Oct 15th, 2001, 11:25 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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hahaah.. that was GOOD!

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