humsafer

Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was
carrying the Passport size photograph of his son (for
college admission).
Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket.He
started searching for it frantically & found the
same on the floor of the bus. Politely,he asked the
saree clad female,standing in front of him,"Can you
lift that saree?

I wanna take a photograph" The rest is history. He was
beaten so badly that he had to be admitted in a
hospital.
He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to
him,in a still worse condition.
Banta started to explain his "Adventure". He had gone
to a remote village on some work & due to his high
level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on
time.
He had missed the last bus from that place. He
couldn't find any Hotel .
So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner
whether he can stay there for the night. The Owner
replied"I have 2 grown up daughters.
Sorry,I can't allow you to stay". He approached the
next house and asked whether he can stay there for the
night.The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up
daughters.Sorry,I can't allow you to stay". He went
towards the next house and without taking any
risks,asked," Do you have "grown up" daughters?". The
Owner asked,"WHY?????????" Banta replied, " I wanted
to stay here for a night..... "

MASTERMIND

Was posted recently under the subject: "The Singh and the daughters" by jeenius.

Anayway its a nice one. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

Thanks.

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Truth forever on the scaffold, wrong forever on the throne.

humsafer

sorry guys if it has been posted here before, i just got it in mail so i thought to share with u.........