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Old Oct 13th, 2001, 02:04 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Ek shakhs apne joote saamne rakkh kar namaaz parhne laga, tå qareeb se guzarne wale ne kaha: Lahaul vla kuvvata...Bhaye...joote aage rakkh kar namaz nahin hoti, tå shakhs ne jawab dia:

Agar aage raakh kar namaaz nahin hoti, tå peeche rakkh kar joote nahin hote.....
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Old Oct 13th, 2001, 05:28 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 13th, 2001, 06:32 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 13th, 2001, 09:38 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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waise its true..!!!

*(lekin jootay aagay rakh kar namaz ho jaati hay)

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Old Oct 14th, 2001, 04:19 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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not that funny though,,,,
here where i live, u can leave money behind u and no one will pick it....
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Old Oct 15th, 2001, 08:19 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Armughal where do u live???????






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Old Oct 15th, 2001, 10:14 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Armughal where do u live???????
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Old Oct 15th, 2001, 11:27 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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HAHAHAHAHAHa.. good 1 ahmar..

yar lc.. this joke was known to me in grade 4 during islaamiyaat class.. hehhehe, we giggled on it for like hours..

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Old Oct 16th, 2001, 09:08 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Having been in Amreeka all my life, when I went back to Pakistan and we went to pray Jum'ah Namaz, my cousin made me put on an old pair of his shoes.

When I got to the Masjid ~ I understood why.
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Old Oct 18th, 2001, 05:10 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Having been in Amreeka all my life, when I went back to Pakistan and we went to pray Jum'ah Namaz, my cousin made me put on an old pair of his shoes.

When I got to the Masjid ~ I understood why.
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