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Old Oct 14th, 2001, 10:43 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif following joke reminded me we have two users like that.. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievious. Whenever something went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits' end trying to control them. Hearing about a minister nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to the father that they ask the minister to talk with the boys. The father agreed.

The mother went to the minister and made her request. He agreed, but said he wanted to see the younger boy first and alone. So the mother sent him to the minister. The minister sat the boy down on the other side of his huge, impressive desk. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other.

Finally, the minister pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Where is God?"
The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, but said nothing.
Again, louder, the minister pointed at the boy and asked, "Where is God?"
Again the boy looked all around but said nothing.

A third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the minister leaned far across the desk and put his forefinger almost to the boy's nose, and asked "Where is God?"

The boy panicked and ran all the way home. Finding his older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief. He finally said, "We are in B-I-I-I-I-G trouble now!"

The older boy asked, "What do you mean, B-I-I-I-I-G trouble?"
His brother replied, "God is missing and they think we did it."

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Old Oct 14th, 2001, 10:58 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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yar its been a while since i did this, but here goes --> http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/rolleyes.gif

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Old Oct 14th, 2001, 11:00 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif .. bhunno

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Old Oct 14th, 2001, 11:00 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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alrite alrite, the joke is funny.. but the title isn't :-P

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Old Oct 14th, 2001, 11:03 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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te fir main ki karaan ? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif .. IF i had found god, i would have asked him .. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/nah.gif

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Old Oct 14th, 2001, 11:05 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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te fir main ki karaan ? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif .. IF i had found god, i would have asked him .. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/nah.gif

te fir pajee tusee ee karo te tua'hdy bongiyon de naal bahngra pao te assan ke tang karna chor do! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif

sorry for the TANG TOR panjabi yar :-P

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Old Oct 15th, 2001, 06:45 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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I liked the title more than the joke http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Old Oct 15th, 2001, 11:20 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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confused,

I have read this joke before, so it wasn't too funny the next time ... ;-P

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Old Oct 15th, 2001, 11:23 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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dear bhaijan -> http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/nah.gif .. khisyaana ahmad, confused nochay.. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

ali_r --> hosla rakho yara.. inkay smash bhee pyar aur ghussay, doonon waalay hotay hain..

amry ---> te fir main te bhangra ponda si ga, tohda ki honda fir? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif adeel noo picchay lagg jaanda ae..

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Old Oct 15th, 2001, 11:38 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

the title is great too http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

*waiting for a joke from ahmadjee and ammar's side for confused*

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif at confused's last comment for ahmadjee.






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Old Oct 15th, 2001, 11:46 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif .. ziyada na wait karain .. ahmadjee might phaink his adrakk @ ya. .

anyway, that is it folks.. i am just told by admins that jokes forum main ziyada baatain nahi honi chaiyyain .. and any thread that is not on the joke itself should be moved to proper forum..

so me off from here .. any other joke related comment, come rite ahead..

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Old Oct 15th, 2001, 12:35 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by ahmadjee:
Ali_R,

For you my friend ---> [i]*smash on the head*
I suddently feel so http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/pagal.gif Thanx Ahmadjee http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/kiss.gif

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Old Oct 15th, 2001, 05:58 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by confused:
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif .. bhunno

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Old Oct 18th, 2001, 05:13 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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Funny Joke http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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