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Oct 14th, 2001, 10:43 PM
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....dora diyay confused hamnay...
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif following joke reminded me we have two users like that.. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievious. Whenever something went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits' end trying to control them. Hearing about a minister nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to the father that they ask the minister to talk with the boys. The father agreed.
The mother went to the minister and made her request. He agreed, but said he wanted to see the younger boy first and alone. So the mother sent him to the minister. The minister sat the boy down on the other side of his huge, impressive desk. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other.
Finally, the minister pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Where is God?"
The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, but said nothing.
Again, louder, the minister pointed at the boy and asked, "Where is God?"
Again the boy looked all around but said nothing.
A third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the minister leaned far across the desk and put his forefinger almost to the boy's nose, and asked "Where is God?"
The boy panicked and ran all the way home. Finding his older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief. He finally said, "We are in B-I-I-I-I-G trouble now!"
The older boy asked, "What do you mean, B-I-I-I-I-G trouble?"
His brother replied, " God is missing and they think we did it."
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"Love" - One word that frees us of all the weight and pain in life.
Ba'Qalam-e-khud, deewaan'e-gs say baraah'e-raast, Jang Bahaadur Nawaab'e-Lucknow Shaan'e-Brampton Miyaan Shamsheer-ul-Faizy(H.R.H.H.Mister confused)
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Oct 14th, 2001, 11:00 PM
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....dora diyay confused hamnay...
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif .. bhunno
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"Love" - One word that frees us of all the weight and pain in life.
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Oct 14th, 2001, 11:00 PM
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Barey Mian
Join Date: Feb 14, 2000 - 1:00 am
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alrite alrite, the joke is funny.. but the title isn't :-P
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I 0wn j00 all and j00 know it!
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Oct 14th, 2001, 11:05 PM
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Barey Mian
Join Date: Feb 14, 2000 - 1:00 am
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te fir pajee tusee ee karo te tua'hdy bongiyon de naal bahngra pao te assan ke tang karna chor do! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif
sorry for the TANG TOR panjabi yar :-P
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I 0wn j00 all and j00 know it!
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Oct 15th, 2001, 06:45 AM
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..:: Snake-Eater ::..
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I liked the title more than the joke http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
------------------ - na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir'aun!
Ain't new ta this....HOMEINVASION('93)
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Oct 15th, 2001, 11:20 AM
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~Dream Quasher~
Join Date: Dec 22, 2000 - 1:00 am
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confused,
I have read this joke before, so it wasn't too funny the next time ... ;-P
*Ache try par ka'am na ayee*
Ali_R,
For you my friend ---> *smash on the head*
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
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Oct 15th, 2001, 11:23 AM
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....dora diyay confused hamnay...
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dear bhaijan -> http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/nah.gif .. khisyaana ahmad, confused nochay.. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
ali_r --> hosla rakho yara.. inkay smash bhee pyar aur ghussay, doonon waalay hotay hain..
amry ---> te fir main te bhangra ponda si ga, tohda ki honda fir? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif adeel noo picchay lagg jaanda ae..
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zindagi ek junoon hay, phati huee patloon hay,
jitnay taankay lagg sakay, lagaaye ja, lagaaye ja..
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Oct 15th, 2001, 11:38 AM
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Senior Member
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Oct 15th, 2001, 11:46 AM
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....dora diyay confused hamnay...
Join Date: Jan 4, 2001 - 1:00 am
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif .. ziyada na wait karain .. ahmadjee might phaink his adrakk @ ya. .
anyway, that is it folks.. i am just told by admins that jokes forum main ziyada baatain nahi honi chaiyyain .. and any thread that is not on the joke itself should be moved to proper forum..
so me off from here .. any other joke related comment, come rite ahead..
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zindagi ek junoon hay, phati huee patloon hay,
jitnay taankay lagg sakay, lagaaye ja, lagaaye ja..
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Oct 15th, 2001, 05:58 PM
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Senior Member
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Oct 18th, 2001, 05:13 AM
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Ambition: Total World Domination
Join Date: Jan 2, 2001 - 1:00 am
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:hula: :hula: :hula: and more :hula:
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