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Old Oct 15th, 2001, 10:04 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live
forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then
we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is
why I would not live forever."
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Old Oct 15th, 2001, 11:31 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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zindagi ek junoon hay, phati huee patloon hay,
jitnay taankay lagg sakay, lagaaye ja, lagaaye ja..







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Old Oct 20th, 2001, 03:10 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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too dumb, probably she was nervous.






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Old Oct 20th, 2001, 05:51 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 20th, 2001, 09:33 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 21st, 2001, 03:25 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by ahmadjee:
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live
forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then
we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is
why I would not live forever."
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

OMG, and I live next door to Alab. I think she was blonde. That explains it. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif






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Old Oct 21st, 2001, 04:25 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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maybe it has some deep meaning that is not understandable by *normal* people....







Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.
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Old Oct 21st, 2001, 05:07 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by armughal:
maybe it has some deep meaning that is not understandable by *normal* people....
now thats a joke http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
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Old Oct 21st, 2001, 08:05 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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the ant was wearing a helmet.. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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