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Old Oct 17th, 2001, 11:37 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Jim had an awful day fishing, sitting on the lake all day
without a single bite. On his way home, he stopped at the
supermarket and ordered four catfish.

He told the fish salesman, "Pick out the four largest ones
and throw them at me, will you?"

"Ok. But, why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."







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Old Oct 17th, 2001, 12:41 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 17th, 2001, 12:43 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 17th, 2001, 12:54 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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biwi se sab darte hain....
cant even lie to her....







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Old Oct 18th, 2001, 04:59 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 22nd, 2001, 12:56 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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hahaha ..good1 ..

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