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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 03:52 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A man was riding with a friend.

When they got to a red light, and he shoots right through it.

The man ask him, "Why'd you do that?" He said this is how his brother drives.

When they came to another red light, and again, he shoots right through it.

The man ask him, "Why'd you do that?"

Again, he tells this is how his brother drives.

When they came to a green light, and he SLAMS on the brakes.

The man shouted at him, " Now why did you do that?!"

He replied, "You never know, my brother could be coming the other way."







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Old Oct 25th, 2009, 03:43 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 26th, 2009, 09:51 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 26th, 2009, 09:55 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 26th, 2009, 09:58 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 27th, 2009, 06:06 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 27th, 2009, 06:38 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 09:17 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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