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Oct 28th, 2009, 03:14 AM
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In a poor zoo of Pakistan, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 2 kg of meat a day.
The lion thought its prayers were answered, when one day a Dubai Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to Dubai Zoo.
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day.
On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from Pakistan.
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.
The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,' dont you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management? what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas
To me?'
The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle. .. But.... you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!! '
Moral of the Story....
BETTER TO BE A LION IN PAKISTAN, THAN A MONKEY ELSEWHERE.
If time is not real, then the dividing line between this world and eternity, between suffering and bliss, between good and evil, is also an illusion.
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Oct 28th, 2009, 03:15 AM
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sorry in advance from the pakistani expat professional doing odd jobs abroad.......... lols
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Oct 28th, 2009, 03:31 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Maverick_27
sorry in advance from the pakistani expat professional doing odd jobs abroad.......... lols
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From what I hear about Dubai............they can't even afford monkeys any more.. 
For life and death are one, and only those who will consider the experience as one may come to understand or comprehend what peace indeed means.
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Oct 28th, 2009, 04:50 AM
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The truth is actually the complete opposite. But its easier to say whatever when one's not in the zoo himself.
Life's a Mystery Yet to resolve, Joy's some where yet to discover
Mind's a universe yet to explore, Love's a sweet pain, for now and forever.
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Oct 28th, 2009, 05:28 AM
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Zaroori nahi ke dosti me baat hoti rahe,Zaroori nahi ke dosto me mulakat hoti rahe,Zaroori hai ke dost jahan bhi rahe,Dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe
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Oct 28th, 2009, 09:12 AM
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9/10
Putt Chamaran De - Youtube it
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Oct 29th, 2009, 01:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by COLD_FIRE
The truth is actually the complete opposite. But its easier to say whatever when one's not in the zoo himself.
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whats the truth wud u like to explain
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Oct 29th, 2009, 07:55 AM
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is it a joke ?
Mere ALLAH MERI IZAAT KE LIYE ITNA KAFI HA KE MAIN TERI BANDI HOOO.........AUR MERE FAKHAR KE LIYE ITNA KAFI HA KE TO MERA PERWERDIGAAR HA...TU WESA HE JESA MAIN CHAHTI HOOOO...TU MOJH KO WESA BANA DE JESA TO MOJH KO CHAHTA HA..
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