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Old Oct 28th, 2009, 04:14 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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In a poor zoo of Pakistan, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 2 kg of meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered, when one day a Dubai Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to Dubai Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from Pakistan.

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.

The lion was so furious; it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him,' don’t you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management? what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas
To me?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle. .. But.... you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!! '


Moral of the Story....

BETTER TO BE A LION IN PAKISTAN, THAN A MONKEY ELSEWHERE.







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Old Oct 28th, 2009, 04:15 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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sorry in advance from the pakistani expat professional doing odd jobs abroad.......... lols






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Old Oct 28th, 2009, 04:31 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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sorry in advance from the pakistani expat professional doing odd jobs abroad.......... lols

From what I hear about Dubai............they can't even afford monkeys any more..







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Old Oct 28th, 2009, 05:50 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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The truth is actually the complete opposite. But its easier to say whatever when one's not in the zoo himself.







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Old Oct 29th, 2009, 02:42 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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The truth is actually the complete opposite. But its easier to say whatever when one's not in the zoo himself.
whats the truth wud u like to explain






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