Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and
didn't mind letting her boyfriend know it, too:
"A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when I marry."
she told him.
"Really?" asked the boyfriend, "And just how many men are
you planning to marry?"
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
------------------ 8.Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Ba'Qalam-e-khud, deewaan'e-gs say baraah'e-raast, Jang Bahaadur Nawaab'e-Lucknow Shaan'e-Brampton Miyaan Shamsheer-ul-Faizy(H.R.H.H.Mister confused)
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