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Old Dec 3rd, 2001, 06:40 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at
a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the
bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar.

As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing
smoke rings.

After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an
angry American Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more
remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"







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Old Dec 3rd, 2001, 08:58 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 3rd, 2001, 04:18 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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bahi indians used to communicate over long distances using puffs of smoke...samajh main kuch bat khopri main?? good one ahmadjjee






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Old Dec 3rd, 2001, 10:24 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif mazzay kaa hai ahmed jee...http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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hehehehehe......kewl one!






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Old Dec 4th, 2001, 05:51 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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nice http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif


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Old Dec 6th, 2001, 06:05 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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