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Old Dec 4th, 2001, 06:11 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A man went on a ski trip, and was knocked unconscious by the
chair lift. He called his insurance company from the hospital,
but it refused to cover his injury.

"Why is the injury not covered?" he asked.

"You got hit in the head by a chair lift," the insurance rep
said. "That makes you an idiot, and we consider that a pre-
existing condition."







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Old Dec 4th, 2001, 10:47 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 4th, 2001, 02:11 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 4th, 2001, 11:07 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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its realy funny...http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
good one ...http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif lol

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