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Dec 1st, 2001, 11:08 PM
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and the silence surrounds us
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HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like
yours!!!
HE: Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share!!!
HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay,but would you stay there?
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
SHE: Okay,get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why,are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: why,don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my
face!!!
HE: When I look at your face, I can't hold my self down..
SHE: And when I look at your face I can't seem to keep my food down!
HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as
you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, i'm sure there's no-one as ugly as
you!
HE: Do you have a phone number I can reach you on?
She: Sorry, telephones are against my religion!!!
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
HE: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
SHE: It's in the phone book.
HE: But I don't know your name.
SHE: That's in the phone book too.
HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!
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mairay dill mairay mussafir
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Dec 2nd, 2001, 03:31 AM
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Ņįŭķ Pāŧђįń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
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ROFL! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
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Life main tEnSiOn!!!
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Dec 2nd, 2001, 11:49 PM
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and the silence surrounds us
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Dec 3rd, 2001, 09:08 AM
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Ņįŭķ Pāŧђįń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
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nahin yaar, abhi tak to jootay he khaie hain kher se!
HE aur HE par he guzara hai. dont get me wrong, i meant friends. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
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Life main tEnSiOn!!!
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Dec 3rd, 2001, 10:44 PM
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and the silence surrounds us
Join Date: Oct 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
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jee jee i can understand seems like ur from apni aabaadi...lol.. i mean from londa abaad... http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif
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mairay dill mairay mussafir
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Dec 4th, 2001, 02:16 PM
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kabhee hum nahin thay,
kabhee tum nahin
Join Date: Feb 21, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Akif_zeb:
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
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L http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gifL
Classic..thanx..Ive wondered what would be appropriate to say to those 'self help' personalities out there!
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We cannot change anything until we accept it..condemnation doesnt liberate, it oppresses...CGJung...
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Dec 4th, 2001, 05:46 PM
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Ambition:
Total World Domination
Join Date: Jan 2, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: UK
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Quote:
Originally posted by Akif_zeb:
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
...and loads of... http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hula.gif
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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut!
:hula: :hula: :hula: and more :hula:
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Dec 6th, 2001, 06:04 PM
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....dora diyay
confused hamnay...
Join Date: Jan 4, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Astabal-e-atfaal
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funny collection yara! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif
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8.Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Ba'Qalam-e-khud, deewaan'e-gs say baraah'e-raast, Jang Bahaadur Nawaab'e-Lucknow Shaan'e-Brampton Miyaan Shamsheer-ul-Faizy(H.R.H.H.Mister confused)
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Dec 6th, 2001, 06:15 PM
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Senior Member
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