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Dec 5th, 2001, 03:45 PM
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1. What did the lonely banana say?
I'm a"kela".
2. What did the green peas say? Nothing.
They just "mutter"ed
3. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
"Aaloo?"
4. Where do cabbages hang out?
In the Gobi desert.
5. What are call-boxes for ghosts called? B(h)ooths
6. What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
Why do phools fall in love?
7. What did the fat car say?
I'm a mota car.
8. What did the confused egg say?
I don't unda-stand.
9. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
Jhinga Bells.
10. What did the half eaten naan say?
I wish I was puri.
11. What language do carrots speak? Gajarati..
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Dec 5th, 2001, 03:54 PM
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ThE CoOoOoLest HeaT
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Dec 5th, 2001, 03:54 PM
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Dec 5th, 2001, 03:56 PM
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How did an apple call to anohter apple to come here?
AA saib.
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Dec 5th, 2001, 04:11 PM
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~Dream Quasher~
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Quote:
Originally posted by roshnie:
8. What did the confused egg say?
I don't unda-stand.
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You know ... confused might get offended by this one! 
p.s: Great work!
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
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Dec 5th, 2001, 04:33 PM
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Dec 6th, 2001, 12:20 AM
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Dec 6th, 2001, 06:56 AM
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Dec 6th, 2001, 07:01 AM
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Moderator Other Sports Forum
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LOL they are very nice
liked this one in particular:
3. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
"Aaloo?"
Why so serious ... ?
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Dec 6th, 2001, 10:19 AM
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Senior citizen
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Dec 6th, 2001, 02:59 PM
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Cheesegod Is A Nutter
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Dec 6th, 2001, 06:21 PM
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....dora diyay
confused hamnay...
Join Date: Jan 4, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by roshnie:
8. What did the confused egg say?
I don't unda-stand.
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HILLLLLLLARIOUS! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
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8.Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Ba'Qalam-e-khud, deewaan'e-gs say baraah'e-raast, Jang Bahaadur Nawaab'e-Lucknow Shaan'e-Brampton Miyaan Shamsheer-ul-Faizy(H.R.H.H.Mister confused)
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Dec 6th, 2001, 06:22 PM
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....dora diyay
confused hamnay...
Join Date: Jan 4, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by ahmadjee:
You know ... confused might get offended by this one!
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moonh dho rakhain http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif haan adrakk ka zikarr kiya to aap zaroor ho saktay hain http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif
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8.Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
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Dec 7th, 2001, 05:14 AM
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Ambition:
Total World Domination
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut!
:hula: :hula: :hula: and more :hula:
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