A freshman walked into the campus bookstore. Questioning the
store clerk about a book for one of his classes, the clerk
responded, "This is the book you want for that class. It will
do half the work for you!"
"Great," the young man replied, "I'll take two."
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
------------------ 8.Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
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