Don't mess with the Judge

Miss_Rosey · Dec 2nd, 2001, 11:42 AM

There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man, “Where do you work?”
The man said, “Here and there.”
The judge asked the man, “What do you do for a living?”
The man said, “This and that.”
The judge then said, “Take him away.”
The man said, “Wait, judge when will I get out?”
The judge said to the man, “Sooner or later.”

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The cause of all evils is the desire for power!

SSultan · Dec 3rd, 2001, 03:14 PM

hahaha
Must be Judge Judy

Asma44 · Dec 4th, 2001, 05:51 PM

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut!

Miss_Rosey · Dec 4th, 2001, 06:07 PM

I think so too u guys and girls....Read my joke "Closest Shave ever"& it is http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/dixsi.gif

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The prickly thorn often bears soft roses.

confused · Dec 6th, 2001, 06:06 PM

judge judy ? hahaahah .. good1 http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

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8.Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.