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Old Dec 3rd, 2001, 11:39 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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aik martabba aik larki molvi sahab kay pass aate hai aru kehte hai keh molvi sahab woh naa aap say mujhay aik baat kehnee hai molvi sahab kehtay hain haan haan bolo kay kehna chahtee hoo... woh kehte hi keh molvi sahab mujhay naa galli main aik larka hai ashraf uss say mohabbat hoo gae hai.. molvi sahab kehtay hain tobba karo foran woh tumharay bhaiyoon kee tarha hai.. khair woh challi jate hai aik haftay baad aate hai phir kehte hia molvi sahab mujhay aap say aik baat aur kehne hai.. woh naa mujhay aap kay bhai say mohabbat hoo gae hai .. molvi sahab phir kehtay hain keh tobba karoo astigfir ulla woh tumharay bhaiyoon kee tarha hai toba karoo... woh khair tobaa karr keh challi jate hai.... kuch arsay kay baad phir aate hai .. aur kehte hai keh molvi sahab mujhay naa aap say mohabat hoo gaee... molvi sahab jhaat kehtay hain .. chall jhooti..........http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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Old Dec 4th, 2001, 10:46 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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hmmmmmmm. mujhe to is main koi game kagta hai.

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Old Dec 4th, 2001, 11:21 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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dont tell me it was a joke! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/rolleyes.gif

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Old Dec 4th, 2001, 02:08 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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hehehe.http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif....moulvi jee keh moulviaaanaaa credentials check karo! kuch garbar lagti hai~

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Old Dec 4th, 2001, 10:52 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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jee molvi jee it was a joke...lagta hai aap ke samajh daani main nahien aaya hai... try it again ...

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Old Dec 4th, 2001, 11:19 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Allah maulvi je bhi sharma gai

Funny joke though. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif






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Old Dec 5th, 2001, 12:17 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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molvi is an imposter http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/soldier.gif






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Old Dec 6th, 2001, 12:23 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Fake mullah ha ha ha http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif Sorry but hahahah






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Old Dec 6th, 2001, 09:39 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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yeah, aesey maulvi bhi hotey heiNhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif






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Old Dec 6th, 2001, 06:18 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 8th, 2001, 09:47 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 8th, 2001, 09:53 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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jee janab aisay bhee hotay hain...http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif kyoon koe shak... yar aakhir unn kaa bhee dill hota hai ....

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Old Dec 9th, 2001, 06:44 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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maulvi ki dhaari mein tinka,
ya kehloon niyat mein khoot....

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Old Dec 9th, 2001, 09:54 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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THE MOLVI IS SUCH A .. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/dixsi.gif & A VERY
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/mad2.gif PERSON...bUT A VERY http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif JOKE...THANX FOR POSTING IT...

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Old Dec 9th, 2001, 04:58 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by Amal:
yeah, aesey maulvi bhi hotey heiNhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif
rephrase, aesey maulvi HEE hotey heiN....
sab ke liye haraam or apne liye halaal....







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Old Dec 9th, 2001, 08:52 PM   #16 (permalink)  
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hanie jee buss kya karrain aisa he hai wisy aramgul bhai aisee baat nahien achay burray log har jagga hotay hain... harr ikk kaa eemaan uss par hota hia...http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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Old Dec 13th, 2001, 06:08 PM   #17 (permalink)  
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Damn....that was sooo funny. Lol!
But I wish "maulvi" hadn't been used here http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/frown.gif

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Old Dec 13th, 2001, 06:43 PM   #18 (permalink)  
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hahaha LOL very hi funny yar...
jali molvi hain...
yar aaj kal ke molvi sahab bhi na milawati hogayee hian... on ke gharoan mein bhi dish ke chanels chal rahay hote hian...
bare bhi modernize hogay hain

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Old Dec 22nd, 2001, 12:29 PM   #19 (permalink)  
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tht was a good 1 http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif...
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Old Dec 22nd, 2001, 04:32 PM   #20 (permalink)  
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welcome aboard...http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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