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Old Nov 1st, 2009, 11:34 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A middle-aged man was sharing a compartment on a train with a rather fat,unattractive woman on a cold windy night.

They exchanged few words and the man went up to the upper berth for the night. He was almost asleep when the lady awakened him by knocking sounds from the lower berth.

"What's the matter ?" he grumbled.

"It's so cold," she whimpered. "Would you please get me another blanket?"

"I've got a better idea, came the reply. "Let's pretend we're married."

"Okay." she answered, "that sounds all right to me."

"Great !" he snarled. "Now you get up and find your own bloody blanket !"







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Old Nov 2nd, 2009, 03:01 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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