.
   
register for an account    --    


Go Back   GupShup Forums > Hangout > Jokes (Rated G)


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old Jan 20th, 2002, 08:43 AM   #1 (permalink)  
The unReal king
Bu Abdullah
 
armughal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 5, 2001 - 7:00 am
Location: Kingdom of Bahrain
Posts: 14,950
Blog Entries: 43

none


A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch, and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple-pie. As he was about to eat, three motorcycles pulled up outside.

The bikers came in, and one grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger out of his hand. The second one drank his coffee and the third wolfed down his apple-pie. The truck driver didn't say a word. He simply got up, paid the cashier, and left.

When he was gone, other motorcyclists snickered to one another and congratulated each other on being so bad. As the cashier walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He aint much of a man, is he?"
"He's not much of a driver either", the cashier replied. "He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles...."

------------------
Code:
        MUGHAL          ya mujhe afsar-e-shaahana banaaya hota
         _.+._          ya mera taaj gadaayana banaaya hota 
       (^\/^\/^)        
        \@*@*@/         nashaa-e-ishq ka gar zarf diya tha mujh ko
        {_____}         umar ka tang na paimaana banaaya hota







Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.
armughal is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old Jan 22nd, 2002, 09:53 AM   #2 (permalink)  
Store Manager
 
Samad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
Location: Copenhagen
Posts: 10,796
Blog Entries: 58

none


hahahahah lol

------------------
Nikhray Gulaab Chehray
Shagufta Shabaab Chehray
Husan walon ki pehli pasand: Jipsy Amazing Cream (improved formula)
mard haazraat aftershave lotion cream ki jagga estimaal kar saktay hain






Samad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old Jan 22nd, 2002, 11:10 AM   #3 (permalink)  
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 15, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 70

none


haha http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggthumb.gif






Bumble Bee is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:23 PM.

 
» quickie
gupshup
cafetravjok arcbaz
unplugged
all img 1 2 3
khl 1 2vidvoice
audshor 1 2
society
pamsiwa p&sr&sc&a bep&e
arts & cul
cl&lpoet 1 2
rkslife 2 3 4 5 (par)
ha&ccs&n c&itauto
features
blogsgames
gs google button
a/v chat all albums
services
supportfeed
gs newsmodrf

» regional
pakistan isb khi lhe mfg
pakistan pew lyp mux uet
united states nyc chi iah lax
india bom del bng
holland / the netherlands ams rtm zyh
saudi arabia ruh jed
england lhr
canada yyz
united arab emirates dxb
other cites of the world all other




gs radio




Powered by vBulletin - Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.3.0