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> KIDS' TEST ANSWERS
>
> In any school district, one must give credit to the
> creative minds among us.
> These are actual test answers from various schools.
>
> Q: Name the four seasons.
> A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
>
> Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can
> be made safe to drink.
> A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
> removes large pollutants
> like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.
>
> Q: How is dew formed?
> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
> perspire.
>
> Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> A: Premature death.
>
> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
> A: Keep it in the cow.
>
> Q: What is the fibula?
> A: A small lie.
>
> Q: What is a seizure?
> A: A roman emperor.
>
> Q: What is a terminal illness?
> A: When you are sick at the airport.
>