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Old Jan 23rd, 2002, 06:20 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A man is driving down a road.

A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction.

As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and yells, "*****!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.!!!!







Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2002, 11:18 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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ghalatfehmi...
waise...
very hi funny kaka-AM...
thanx 4 posting te sharing...
God bless u...

DerVaisH

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