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Filthy, Stinking Rich -- Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
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>"Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair"
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>"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"
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>"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old)
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>"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
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>"Procrastinate Now"
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>"Rehab Is for Quitters"
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>"My Dog Can Lick Anyone"
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>"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts -- Do You Want Fries With That?"
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>"Party -- My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)
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>"If a woman's place is in the home, WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR!"
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>"ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"
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>"A hangover is the wrath of grapes"
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>"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
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>"They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken"
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>"He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead"
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>"POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN ....Cops have nothing to go on."
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>"HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"
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>"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times the
>memory."
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