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Nov 4th, 2009, 01:22 PM
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1. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here." The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."
2. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party,so he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him wat message he wanted put on the cake. He thought for a moment & said"U r getting older but U r getting better".
The salesman asked "how do u want me to put it?" The man said "..put "U r getting older" at the top & put "but U r getting better" at the bottom."
When the cake was unveiled at the party, all the guests were agast at the message on the cake. It read:
"You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"
All is Well that Ends Well
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Nov 4th, 2009, 02:44 PM
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Moderator Religion & Scripture Forum
Join Date: Apr 4, 2007 - 3:53 pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aasan Mushkil
1. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here." The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."
2. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party,so he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him wat message he wanted put on the cake. He thought for a moment & said"U r getting older but U r getting better".
The salesman asked "how do u want me to put it?" The man said "..put "U r getting older" at the top & put "but U r getting better" at the bottom."
When the cake was unveiled at the party, all the guests were agast at the message on the cake. It read:
"You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"
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LOL at the typos !!!
Sorry I couldn't resist.
The Prophet(SAW) said:
"I am leaving you two things and you will never go astray as long as you cling to them -- they are the Book of Allah and my Sunnah." [Reported by Al- Haakim - Sahih].
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Nov 4th, 2009, 03:16 PM
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Gupshup Fantasy Cricket League Organiser
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jisey hum sai milna, gawara nahee hai, hum sai mila na karey.....
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Nov 4th, 2009, 03:54 PM
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Miss Annoying
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i make typing mistakes but not these kind 
Jee Nahi Main nahi jaa rahi *snooty*
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Nov 5th, 2009, 05:59 AM
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lol!
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Nov 5th, 2009, 07:23 AM
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!i!iDesiDownUnder
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2nd one 
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
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Nov 6th, 2009, 11:42 AM
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JAI MATA HINGLAJ KI
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2010-Paris,Normandy,Berlin(Bendlerblock)
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