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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a b*tch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a b*tch is nine...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.
Infuriated,the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in
math?"The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a b*tch is four?"After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive." Dead." She was informed."How do you know?" she asked her pupil."Because I p*ssed in its ear and it didn't move," answered thechild innocently."You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise."You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!'and it didn't
move."
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~Khudi ko kur bulund itna kay har taqdeer say pehlay
Khuda banday say khud poochay bata teri raza kiya hay~
Looking for fishes....<}}}><
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