Tanhaa

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
> > >
> > > On a Sear's hairdryer:
> > > ....Do not use while sleeping.
> > > (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on
> > my hair.)
> > >
> > > On a bag of Fritos:
> > > ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
> > Details inside.
> > > (The shoplifter special?)
> > >
> > > On a bar of Dial soap:
> > > "Directions: Use like regular soap."
> > > (And that would be how???....)
> > >
> > > On some Swanson frozen dinners:
> > > "Serving suggestion: Defrost! ."
> > > (But, it's *just* a suggestion.)
> > >
> > > On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
> > > "Do not turn upside down."
> > > (Well...duh - a bit late, huh!)
> > >
> > > On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
> > > "Product will be hot after heating."
> > > (...And you thought????...)
> > >
> > > On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
> > > "Do not iron clothes on body."
> > > (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
> > >
> > > On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
> > > "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
> > taking this
> > > medication."
> > > (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
> > construction accidents if we could
> > > just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off
> > those forklifts.)
> > >
> > > On Nytol Sleep Aid:
> > > "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
> > > (And...I'm taking this because???....)
> > >
> > > On most brands of Christmas lights:
> > > "For indoor or outdoor use only."
> > > (As opposed to...what?)
> > >
> > > On a Japanese food processor:
> > > "Not to be used for the other use."
> > > (I gotta admit, im curious...)
> > >
> > > On Sainsbury's peanuts:
> > > "Warning: contains nuts."
> > > (Talk about a news flash.)
> > >
> > > On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
> > > "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
> > > (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
> > >
> > > On a child's superman costume:
> > > "Wearin! g of this garment does not enable you to
> > fly."
> > > (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents
> > for this one.)
> > >
> > > On a Swedish chainsaw:
> > > "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
> > genitals."
> > > (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening
> > somewhere?)
> > >
> > > Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your
> > turn to spread the stupidity
> > > and send this to someone you want to bring a smile
> > to (maybe even a
> > > chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We
> > all need to smile every once
> > > in a while
> > >