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Old Jan 26th, 2002, 10:07 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A large group of Indian soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune, "One Pakistani soldier is better than ten Indian soldiers!" The Indian commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes,then silence.
The voice then calls out,"One Pakistani soldier is better than one hundred Indian soldiers!" Furious, the Indian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The Pakistani voice calls out again,"One Pakistani soldier is better than one thousand Indian soldiers!" The enraged Indian Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket, and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Indian fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them!!"







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Old Jan 26th, 2002, 04:24 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 26th, 2002, 04:47 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 26th, 2002, 05:35 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 26th, 2002, 06:27 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 27th, 2002, 08:32 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 27th, 2002, 11:52 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 28th, 2002, 01:01 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 28th, 2002, 08:00 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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funny but i dont agree with this exagerrated myth of 1 paki soldier equal to 10 indian soldiers






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Old Jan 28th, 2002, 09:29 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 29th, 2002, 10:33 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by kabir:
funny but i dont agree with this exagerrated myth of 1 paki soldier equal to 10 indian soldiers
its just a joke yaar....
thorri bohat to exaggeration honi chaheye na....






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