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Old Jan 28th, 2002, 12:42 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A Pakistani guy, an Indian guy, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, beautiful girl and the
Pakistani guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The Indian guy is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.

The old woman is thinking: That Indian guy must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped.

The Indian guy is thinking: "That Pakistani guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped me instead."

The beautiful girl is thinking: "That Indian guy must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped."

The Pakistani is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Indian
guy again."

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Old Jan 29th, 2002, 02:16 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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FUNNY
I wana hear more on these Indian Jocks
I littarely angered an Indian friend of mine. These this one and the Solder one.. hehehehe
I hope u can get some more up soon... hahaha



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