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> On their way to a justice of the peace to get married,
> a couple had a fatal car accident.
> The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven's Gate waiting on
> St. Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wondered if they could
> possibly
> get married in Heaven.
> St. Peter finally showed up and they asked him.
> St. Peter said, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has asked.
> "Let me go find out." and he left.
> The couple sat and waited for an answer...for a couple of months...
> and they began to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven,
> what with the eternal aspect of it all.
> "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered,
> "Are we stuck together forever?"
> St. Peter returned after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled.
> "Yes," he informed the couple, "you can get married in Heaven."
> "Great," said the couple, "but what if things don't work out?
> Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
> St. Peter, red-faced, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.
> "What's wrong?", asked the frightened couple.
> "COME ON!" St. Peter shouted,
> "It took me three months to find a priest up here!
> Do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer?"
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