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Old Jan 29th, 2002, 08:00 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A Japanese tourist arrived in Karachi. While traveling in a taxi,
he happened to observe that everything in Pakistan moved at a slower pace
compared to his own country. Unable to contain him, he said to the
taxi-driver, "Your taxis are too slow, Japanese taxies go very fast.
Look at your buses, they ply at a snail's pace. In Japan, buses run
like hell.Look at the speed of your motorcycles. Japanese motorcycles
seem to talk to the air". At the end of the journey, the taxi fare
amounted to Rs. 500.
"What! Exclaimed the furious Japanese. "Your taxi meter runs too fast".
"Yes why not?" Spewed the taxi driver. "It's after all made in Japan,
Sir!" http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gifhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif






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