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Nov 4th, 2009, 08:12 PM
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Two Maulvis from the local masjid were standing by the side of the road, putting a sign into the ground that reads: "The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now -- Before It's Too Late!"
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the curve, they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
One maulvi turns to other and asks,
"Do you think the sign should just say
'Bridge Out'?"
Impress me..with your intelligence and wit. :-)
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Nov 5th, 2009, 05:58 AM
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Join Date: Aug 25, 2009 - 5:16 am
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mmm!
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Nov 5th, 2009, 07:25 AM
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!i!iDesiDownUnder
Join Date: Jan 9, 2008 - 5:43 am
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hahahahaaa
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
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Nov 5th, 2009, 10:02 AM
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Moderator Life & Relationships, Bazaar Forum
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Nov 5th, 2009, 10:43 AM
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Gupshup Fantasy Cricket League Organiser
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jisey hum sai milna, gawara nahee hai, hum sai mila na karey.....
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Nov 5th, 2009, 10:46 AM
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Moderator Cafe' Forum
Join Date: Jun 30, 2006 - 1:24 am
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HhahahhahahaAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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Nov 5th, 2009, 01:11 PM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 - 5:00 am
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WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Nov 5th, 2009, 01:59 PM
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Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
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hahahaha.... good one..
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Nov 5th, 2009, 02:07 PM
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Traditionalist
Join Date: Apr 4, 2006 - 4:26 pm
Location: Berkshire
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bara hi witty molvi tha.
"In the fight against the Monoculture, the main sign is the hijab, and the main act is the Prayer". T.J Winter
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Nov 5th, 2009, 02:34 PM
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Moderator Cricketnama Forum
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LOL.
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Nov 5th, 2009, 04:28 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 15, 2007 - 3:45 pm
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Good one.
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Nov 5th, 2009, 11:43 PM
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Miss Annoying
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Jee Nahi Main nahi jaa rahi *snooty*
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Nov 6th, 2009, 01:55 AM
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JAI MATA HINGLAJ KI
Join Date: Nov 21, 2008 - 3:25 am
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2010-Paris,Normandy,Berlin(Bendlerblock)
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Nov 7th, 2009, 01:54 AM
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Moderator RKS, Toronto
Join Date: Mar 2, 2002 - 3:00 pm
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lol! Good one!
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Nov 7th, 2009, 08:28 AM
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Moderator Cafe', Image Forum
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umumumum
jo mere baad post kare ga wo mota..
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Nov 7th, 2009, 09:32 AM
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Senior Member
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Agar ALLAH ne chaha Zamana woh bhi aye ga
JahaN tak waqt jaye ga Issay agay hi paaye ga....
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