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A man goes to the doctor and said:

Our marriage life is over. There is absolutely nothing which can help my wife get interested. It is like I am married to an iceberg. How can I ever get her in to mood again?"

The Doctor said: " My friend, I have tried every medical treatment possible. I am sorry I cannot help you anymore. May be it is meant to be."

The man said: "Oh doctor, please do something. I do not want to live like this any more. Surely there is something science has to offer."

The doctor thought for a moment and said: "Look there is some experimental pills which are in research only and if you insist I can let you try. Just give her one pill tonight and she may get interested. Results are not guaranteed so you must be careful!"

The man happily took the pills home and after dinner slipped two instead of one pill in her drink accidentally. When he realized his mistake he got worried and just to keep himself matched with her extra desire, he took one pill himself.

Thirty minutes goes by and nothing happened.

Suddenly the wife became blushed and looked at him in very charming way and said:

"Oh! I need a man, I need a man right now!"

The husband said in hoarse voice:

" So do I"





(Written from memory)