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Nov 4th, 2009, 08:43 PM
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Join Date: Nov 1, 2008 - 12:45 am
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer that was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
"Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
Impress me..with your intelligence and wit. :-)
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Nov 5th, 2009, 01:17 AM
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тнє σиє & σиℓу
Join Date: Aug 19, 2007 - 10:56 am
Location: Ăвσνє тнє яє∂ ѕку
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,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,
..::I belong to the World of Dreams ::.......
,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,.~*`*~.,
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Nov 5th, 2009, 03:42 AM
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Miss Annoying
Join Date: Aug 13, 2009 - 3:04 am
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i heard it with sardars 
Jee Nahi Main nahi jaa rahi *snooty*
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Nov 5th, 2009, 05:49 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: ..The Netherlands..
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WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Nov 5th, 2009, 05:55 AM
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Join Date: Aug 25, 2009 - 5:16 am
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lol
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Nov 8th, 2009, 04:43 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 21, 2009 - 4:06 pm
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Agar ALLAH ne chaha Zamana woh bhi aye ga
JahaN tak waqt jaye ga Issay agay hi paaye ga....
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Nov 8th, 2009, 07:17 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2008 - 7:47 pm
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hehe... 
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Nov 8th, 2009, 09:05 PM
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Join Date: Jan 28, 2007 - 6:06 pm
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LOL
old but still funny 
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