an old snake goes to see his doctor....
he tells the doc he cant see very well so he needs something for his eyes....
the doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and asks him to return in 2 weeks....
the snake comes after two weeks and tells the doc he is very depressed....
the doc says "what happened? r the glasses not ok?"
he says "the glasses r ok....
but i just discovered that i've been living with a hose for 2 years"
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