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Old Jan 23rd, 2002, 09:05 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident
of her ability to answer the questions asked of prospective
jurors. Since I am an attorney, I had filled her in on what
to expect.

Asked about the occupations of family members, Mom answered,
"My son is a lawyer." As a follow-up, she was asked if she
had ever used the services of an attorney.

"Only to mow my lawn," she said.







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Old Jan 23rd, 2002, 11:16 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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very hi nice kaka-AJ...
thanx 4 posting te sharing...
God bless u...

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Old Jan 29th, 2002, 05:26 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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