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Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
Location: Copenhagen
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Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
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Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field"
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher: How?
Student: Ladies first.
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The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give
me a ring?"
"Sure," replied her lover "What's your phone number?"
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
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Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.
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Customer: Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer: No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?
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Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.
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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
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Customer: Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
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Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're fortunate, mine's still alive."
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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train
to Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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Peter: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at
home.
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Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game
went into extra time.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a
commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honour, I'll have
a scotch and soda."
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Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penning in two
days time?
Post Master: Well it might do.
Customer: I bet you, it won't.
Post Master: Why not?
Customer: It's addressed to Johor.
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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist. "My trouble is," he
said, "that I keep forgetting things."
"How long has this been going on?" asked the psychiatrist.
"How long has what been going on?" said the man.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love.
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1st thief: Oh! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief: Hurry! This is no time for superstitions.
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
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Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,
shouting,
"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy. "Come in to the living
room
and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in maths and
20
in science."
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