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Old Jan 22nd, 2002, 09:42 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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"Darling," said the young man to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my modest income?"

"Of course, dearest, no trouble," she answered. "But what will you live on?"







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Old Jan 22nd, 2002, 09:52 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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heheheh bari chalaak nikli http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
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Old Jan 23rd, 2002, 11:23 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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q...
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very hi funny kaka-AJ...
thanx 4 posting te sharing...
God bless u all...

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Old Jan 24th, 2002, 05:04 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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lol

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Old Jan 24th, 2002, 06:06 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Hahahahaha it took me a while, but understood it, http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggthumb.gif







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Old Jan 24th, 2002, 06:37 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by dutch_paki:
Hahahahaha it took me a while, but understood it, http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggthumb.gif
good....
u understood it....
i thought the world was lacking intelligent people http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif







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Old Jan 24th, 2002, 09:32 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 25th, 2002, 07:08 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 27th, 2002, 07:26 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 27th, 2002, 11:57 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 27th, 2002, 02:56 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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Old Jan 29th, 2002, 05:15 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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hahaha.. good1 http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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Old Feb 6th, 2002, 06:18 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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Old Feb 6th, 2002, 07:48 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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great one lol http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif






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