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Nov 6th, 2009, 11:31 PM
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Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said,
'Edna, I have good news and bad news !"
" The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry..
So How soon can I go home?'
Guns don't kill people ! Dads with pretty daughters Do !
>>> PERFECSHEYN <<<
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Nov 7th, 2009, 01:21 AM
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AfTeR LoSiNg yOu i mIsS YoUr sMiLe a lOt bUt i mIsS My oWn sMiLe mOrE
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Nov 7th, 2009, 12:50 PM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
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omg.. 
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Nov 7th, 2009, 02:12 PM
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Senior Member
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Agar ALLAH ne chaha Zamana woh bhi aye ga
JahaN tak waqt jaye ga Issay agay hi paaye ga....
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Nov 8th, 2009, 12:12 AM
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JAI MATA HINGLAJ KI
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2010-Paris,Normandy,Berlin(Bendlerblock)
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Nov 10th, 2009, 05:16 PM
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nice
" When you are in light, everything will follow you.
But when you enter dark, even your own shadow will not follow you. That is life."
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Nov 12th, 2009, 02:40 PM
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Nov 13th, 2009, 02:29 PM
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HEHEHEHEH
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