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Mungerilal, who was very very thin and short, was standing at the bus stop.Suddenly a car stops and a beautiful girl waves her hand calling him by his name and asking him to sit in her car. Mungerilal was surprised but recognized her. She was Jasmine, an old batch-mate but he didn't know why she was calling him (because she never gave him any "lift" in the college. Anyhow he sat in the car and Jasmine gave him a warm welcome (kaise ho, kya kar rahe ho etc). Then she said "Why don't we have coffee together".
By now Mungerilal was even more surprised.He thought "Coffee with Jasmine? (an old dream...coming true) WOW !!"and he gave his consent.
At the cafe, all of a sudden Jasmine says "Lets go to my house, there are a lot of people here". Mungerilal is on cloud nine "Ab to mazaa aa jayega". When they reach home she asks him "Why don't we sit in my bedroom, you can turn on the AC". Mungerilal was thinking to himself 'Jasmine phas gai hai' and he starts dreaming... When he enters the bedroom, Jasmine says "Why don't you take off your shirt, you are sweating". Mungerilal is now 100% sure of the outcome of this meeting and again starts dreaming. Jasmine says "Be comfortable and I will be back in a minute". Mungerilal is alone in the room with his match-stick like body and thinking about Jasmine. After five minutes Jasmine enters the room........... with 2 children and says "Dekho Bacchon, agar Horlicks nahin piyoge, to body iske jaise ho jayegi"....
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