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Old Mar 2nd, 2002, 10:18 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Santa Singh & Microsoft
Santa singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in microsoft.
A few days later he got this reply:-
"Dear Mr. Singh,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondance. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks"
Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come,he said "Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap
ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted.
Santa singh continued "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter
padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath
hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.

Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahab
You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab letter
vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya.

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Old Mar 2nd, 2002, 11:46 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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