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A young man on saturday night was speeding on
>highway. Before he realized it,
>he was doing 90 mph and lights begin to flash in his
>rear view mirror.
>
>The man floored it, thinking the cop would never
>keep up. Soon he was doing 150
>mph. Just then he realized that the cop could easily
>call for back up and block
>the road ahead, so he decided to pull over.
>
>As you can imagine, the cop was fuming. He told the
>man, "Look, it's saturday
>night and I'm at the end of my shift. If you can
>give me a good excuse that I've
>never heard before, I'll let you go."
>
>The man thought for a moment and responded to the
>cop. "O.K. Look. A couple of
>weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer,
>and when I saw the lights,
>I thought it was him trying to return her."
>
>
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