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Old Mar 4th, 2002, 01:39 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Once there was a conductor, of a bus, who was very
rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,
tried to board the bus, but the conductor didn't stop
the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came
under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers
took the conductor to the police station, who in turn
took him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with the conductor
and gave him capital punishment, i.e. to be
electrocuted. He was taken to the electrocution
chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the
room and a single banana peel at one corner of the
room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high
current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement,
he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he
returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good looking middle
aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor
didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also,
the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus
and died on the spot. Again angry passengers took the
conductor to the police station, who in turn took him
to the court.

The judge took a look at the conductor and gave him
capital punishment. The conductor was taken to the
same electrocution chamber where there was a single
chair in the center of the room and a single banana
peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the
chair and high current was given to him. This time
also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge
decided to set him free, and he returned to his
profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried
to board the bus. This time the conductor, remembering
his earlier experiences, stopped the bus.
Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and came
under the bus. He also died on the spot. The conductor
was taken to the police station and then to the court,
to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything
wrong, but considering his past record the judge
decided to set an example and gave him capital
punishment. The conductor was again taken to the same
electrocution chamber where there was a single chair
in the center of the room and a single banana peel at
one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair
and high current was given to him. This time he died
instantly. The question is why didn't he die the first
two time but died instantly the third time??

The answer is given below .... but try to solve it
yourselves. This is very interesting and the answer is
perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle twice.

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Answer : During the first two times, the conductor was
a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass
through him. But during the third time, he was a Good
Conductor, electricity passed through him freely and
he died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







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Old Mar 4th, 2002, 07:30 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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ROFL!!! Good one http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

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Old Mar 4th, 2002, 10:47 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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BAD Conductor, intereting! LOL

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Old Mar 5th, 2002, 01:09 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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hahahahaha http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif






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Old Mar 5th, 2002, 04:08 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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That's a good one...






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