Tanhaa

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> A guy goes into the store and tells the clerk,
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> "I'd like some Polish sausage"
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> The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

> The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I
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> am. But let me ask you something.
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> If I had asked for Italian sausage
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> would you ask me if I was
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> Italian? Or if I had asked for German sausage,
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> would you ask me if I was
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> German? Or if I asked for a Jewish sausage
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> would you ask me if I was
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> Jewish?" Or if I had asked for a taco would you
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> ask if I was Mexican? Huh?
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> Would ya?"
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>
> The clerk says "Well, no."
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>
> With deep self righteous indignation, the guy
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> says, "Well, alright then, why
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> did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask
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> for Polish sausage?"
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>
> The clerk says "Because this is a hardware store."

tipz

lol...