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Mar 4th, 2002, 11:24 PM
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~Dream Quasher~
Join Date: Dec 22, 2000 - 1:00 am
Posts: 17,956
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The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar,
the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs by
his side.
She said, "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
He looked her right in the eye--and said, "This isn't going
to take all day, is it?"
p.s: http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
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Mar 4th, 2002, 11:29 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
Join Date: Dec 7, 2001 - 1:00 am
Posts: 5,822
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Mar 4th, 2002, 11:32 PM
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May The Madness Be Upon You !
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 6:00 am
Posts: 8,566
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Mar 4th, 2002, 11:34 PM
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PröƒêssÃ*ônÃ¥l Psÿçhó
ßêƒòrë ìt WÃ¥s Ä Hôßßÿ, NöW ît's Ã… PröƒêssÃ*ôn
Join Date: Dec 7, 2001 - 1:00 am
Posts: 5,822
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LOL... I like to hunt too
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Mar 4th, 2002, 11:36 PM
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May The Madness Be Upon You !
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 6:00 am
Posts: 8,566
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Quote:
Originally posted by tipz:
LOL... I like to hunt too
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Well get your SPEAR and lets go get that bear!!! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smash.gif
I'm COMING!!
Be AFRAID be verrrrry AFRAID!!!
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May The Madness Be Upon You!!!
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Mar 5th, 2002, 08:31 AM
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~Dream Quasher~
Join Date: Dec 22, 2000 - 1:00 am
Posts: 17,956
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:~)
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Mar 5th, 2002, 11:07 AM
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Ņážŭķ Pâŧђáń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
Posts: 16,763
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Mar 5th, 2002, 08:42 PM
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aafat ki puriya
Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 - 1:00 am
Posts: 2,675
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You're a girl, i always thought the opposite!
[This message has been edited by Phat_gurl (edited March 05, 2002).]
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Mar 6th, 2002, 10:33 PM
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~Dream Quasher~
Join Date: Dec 22, 2000 - 1:00 am
Posts: 17,956
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An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem
of trying to remember his wife's birthday and their anniver-
sary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that
florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to
his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed,
"Your loving husband."
His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all
went well until one day, some bouquets later, when he came
home, kissed his wife and said off-handedly, "Nice flowers,
honey. Where'd you get them?"
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Mar 6th, 2002, 11:23 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 21, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Qatar
Posts: 5,916
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gosh! how come madcon has a date EVERYDAY!!
Bless you.
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Mar 7th, 2002, 08:30 PM
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aafat ki puriya
Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 - 1:00 am
Posts: 2,675
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Can you please post your picture!
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Pretty Hot And Tempting
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Mar 8th, 2002, 02:42 AM
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May The Madness Be Upon You !
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 6:00 am
Posts: 8,566
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My pic is in the image gallery...confused posted it...
"guppies:guess who this member is"
Take a look if ya like! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif
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May The Madness Be Upon You!!!
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