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Saudi Arab main 3 Forigners ko saza ho rahee hoti Khodroo kee...1 Dutch, 1 Indian aur 1 Pakistani.
Teenooo ko 50 kodroo kee saza hoti hay, megar oos k saath oon ko option diya jaata hay k saza se pehle apni 1 khoahish ka izahaar ker sukte hain...
Pehle Dutch kee baree hoti hay to woh kehta hay k saza se pehle mere khoohish hay k, mujhe sirf 25 kodray maare jaain aur mere qamar per naram takyaa baand diya jae phir kodray maare jain...
Khoahish poori kee jaati hay....
Ab Indain kee baaree attee hay to woh kehta hay k mujhe sirf 10 kodray maaray jaaain aur mere Qamar per 2 naram tukiye baand die jaaain....saza se pehle...Khooahish poori kee jaatee hay...
Ab aatee hay Pakistani kee Baaree to oos ko kehte hain....tum 2 Khooahsih ker sukte ho kiyon k tum Musalman ho to tum 2 wishes karo ge....
to woh kehtaa hay theek....Mere pehle khooahish hay k....mujhe 50 k bajae 100 kodray maaray jaain aur khoob Jama ker maaray jaain, TAIL main bhigo ker...sub bohtu hairaan hote hain....Megar kerna to hay oon ko....phir kehte hain achchaa tumhaaree 2nd kooahish kia hay to Pakistani kehtaa hay k....
Kodroo se pehle MERE QAMAR per Indain ko BAAND dia jaae...http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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hummay tum say pyar kitna yae hum nahe jantay

tipz

posted about 100 times before... but still http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif
y cant you post all jokes in one thread... rather than a bunch of 'em
not to be rude or anything...

[This message has been edited by tipz (edited April 05, 2002).]