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Three Pakistanis and three Indians were traveling to a hockey game.
>The
>three Indians each buy tickets and watch as the three Pakistanis buy
>only a single ticket. How are the three people going to travel on
>only one ticket?", asks an Indian. Watch and you'll see," says a
>Pakistani.
>They all board the train. The Indians take their respective seats
>but
>all three Pakistanis cram into a bathroom and close the door behind
>them.Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes round
>collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says,
>"Ticket please!" The door opens with a crack, a single arm emerges
>with
>a ticket in his hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The
>Indians see this and agree it was quite a clever idea.
>
>So after the game they decide to copy the Pakistanis on the return
>trip and save money. When they get to the station, they buy a single
>ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment the Pakistanis
>don't buy a ticket at all. How are you going to travel without a
>ticket?" asks one perplexed Indian. Watch and you'll see," replies a
>Pakistani. When they board the train the three Indians cram into a
>bathroom and the three Pakistanis cram into another bathroom nearby.
>Once the train leaves the station, one of the Pakistanis comes out
>and walks over to the other bathroom where the Indians are hiding,
>knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please!"
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