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Old Apr 7th, 2002, 04:39 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Try and Argue this One

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should
retain
custody of them. The man also wanted the custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man
rose
from his chair and replied "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine
and a
Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"






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Old Apr 7th, 2002, 07:15 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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lol... http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif
but dude the child is not an "object" you can drink or use... its a living thing...






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Old Apr 8th, 2002, 11:57 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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hmmm....
needs an argument....
post it in corner room and we can argue there....








Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.
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Old Apr 9th, 2002, 11:33 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif good example






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