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Old Apr 9th, 2002, 11:43 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A guy lives on the 25th floor...some other guy knocks his door and says:

"Banta Singh, Banta Singh. Tumhari beti mar gayi"
Banta in a shock jumps out of the window. . .
while falling when he reaches 20th floor
he remembers...
oh **** man.
Meri to beti hi nahin hai....
On 10th floor,
Ooo! No..
meri to abhi shaadi bhi nahi hoi thi....
On 5th floor . . .
while falling down he screams...:
"abay ! yeh banta singh kaun hai yaar??"






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Old Apr 9th, 2002, 11:46 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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ROTFL!!
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Old Apr 9th, 2002, 12:45 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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cool
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Old Apr 10th, 2002, 07:42 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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ROFL http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

heard b4 but sounds just as good evry time

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