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Old Apr 11th, 2002, 02:30 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Once upon a time there was a very mean king who ruled his
kingdom with an iron fist. One day he received some very
distressing news--a commoner was in love with his daughter,
the princess. The next day he received even more distressing
news--the princess was also in love with the commoner.
The king wanted to put a stop to this. He knew that the
only way he could permanently end this relationship was
to execute the commoner. So he charged the commoner with
a crime that he did not commit. The commoner pled innocent.
As was the custom in this kingdom, fate would determine
guilt or innocence. The next day the king and the commoner
were in the town's square as hundreds of people looked on.
The king held out two envelopes. Inside one was a card that
read "innocent." Inside the other was a card with the word
"guilty." The commoner had to choose one. He was a very
wise young man and he knew that the king wanted to execute
him no matter what. So he knew that the king had the word
"guilty" written on both cards. Nonetheless, he hatched a
plan. He carefully chose one of the envelopes and slowly
opened it. Reading the card's message he suddenly started
jumping up and down with joy while shouting "I'm innocent!
I'm innocent! I'm innocent!" As he was jumping up and down,
he ripped the card into very small pieces and swallowed it.
One of the king's magistrates exclaimed, "How do we know
you are innocent? You swallowed the card." The commoner
replied "Oh, that's easy--just read what's on the king's
card." Moral: No matter what the problem, there's always
a solution.






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Old Apr 11th, 2002, 02:48 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 11th, 2002, 03:33 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 12th, 2002, 04:35 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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HUM KOU THUMHARI YAI BAAT PASAND AYEE....LAIKEN MUJH KOU AIK BAAT TU BATOU AGAR KING ITNA HI CHALAAK THA TU US NAI US KOU CARD DIYA HI KIOU....HE SHOULD HAVE ASKED HIM TO CHOOSE ONE AND HE SHOULD HAVE OPENED IT HIMSELF....HAINAH....LAIKEN THEN AGAIN HE MUST HAVE BEEN A RULER OF A REGION SIMILAR TO PAKISTAN....






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Old Apr 12th, 2002, 06:10 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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*LOL* very funny..

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Old Apr 16th, 2002, 11:40 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Wow great story! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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Old Apr 16th, 2002, 12:19 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 16th, 2002, 12:49 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Awesome story!

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Old Apr 17th, 2002, 12:52 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 17th, 2002, 03:39 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 17th, 2002, 04:15 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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