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>>God Speaks Billboards
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>>Some new billboards are popping up all along major highways all
>>over the country depicting some things God might say. The
>>billboards are a simple black background with white text with no
>>fine print or sponsoring organization listed. Here's a list of
>>all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards.
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>>Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -God
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>>C'mon over and bring the kids. -God
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>>What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -God
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>>We need to talk. -God
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>>Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God
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>>Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God
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>>That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -God
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>>I love you and you and you and you and... -God
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>>Will the road you're on get you to my place? -God
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>>Follow me. -God
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>>Big bang theory? You've got to be kidding! -God
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>>My way is the high way. -God
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>>Need directions? -God
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>>You think it's hot here? -God
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>>Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God
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>>Do you have any idea where you're going? -God
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>>(And my personal favorite...)
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>>Don't make me come down there! -God
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