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Old Apr 12th, 2002, 04:43 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.

"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning,with beer on your breath, and lipstick on your collar?"

"There is," he replied. "I'd like some breakfast."






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Old Apr 12th, 2002, 05:20 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Wah....I like this guy...I guess he has realised that a true role of a woman is to be bare foot....tied to the kitchen sink and pregnant every year....however the only bit I did'nt like in this Joke was when she snarled...plz....she is a woman ...she should have begged and asked...

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Old Apr 15th, 2002, 10:27 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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wats the true role of a man then???I dont think u'd want me 2 quote it.







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Old Apr 15th, 2002, 02:27 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Wah....I like this guy...I guess he has realised that a true role of a woman is to be bare foot....tied to the kitchen sink and pregnant every year....however the only bit I did'nt like in this Joke was when she snarled...plz....she is a woman ...she should have begged and asked...

Hw old is this guy??? 5???

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Old Apr 19th, 2002, 07:19 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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LOL!.. joke say ziyada funny MadCon ka comment hay.. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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